Who Wants A Girlfriend

Who Wants A Girlfriend
(they kick you in the ‘ip?)

When you’re starting to like them,
they smile at you, causing you to quip

When you’re starting to fancy them,
they’re nice to you, making you a VIP

When you’re starting to date them,
they intoxicate you, off’ring you a lip

When you’re starting to befriend them,
they’re teasing you, giving you a nip

When you’re starting to go out with them,
they’re dancing you, touching your ‘ip

When you’re starting to show them,
they’re training you, asking you to sip

When you’re starting to please them,
they’re be’homing you, serving you a dip

When you’re starting to live with them,
they design you, dressing you to be hip

When you’re starting to play with them,
they seduce you, pointing you to their zip

When you’re starting to love them,
they’re riding you, letting you not kip

When you’re starting to discuss with them,
they sour’ing you, spitting you the pip

When you’re starting to live with them,
they control you, showing you the whip

When you’re starting to angry them,
they dispose you, bag you for the tip

When you’re starting to bore them,
they’re leaving you, writing you, Bye, R.I.P

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kip: british slang - have a sleep
quip: funny phrase